Illuminati strikes again

If you haven't seen Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's video on youtube, it's freakin' hilarious. He walks up behind what I think is a woman and acts like he's humpin' her. He sees the cameras recording the event and smiles and waves. Could you imagine W getting caught humpin' somebody? Italy, what a country. Anyway, after the video is over the site gives you the option of watching two new videos. One of these videos is someone dressed up like the guy from V for Vendetta, you know, the one who was accused of trying to blow up Parliament. Written on his hand is a simple message: One World!!!! Why would that video be linked to a comic video of the Italian Prime Minister humpin' somebody? I think I know how they're going to begin their plot to take over the world, aside from owning the vast majority of production, resources and capital. They're going to convince all the European anarchists, you know the ones who riot anytime W comes to town, that they will unite Europe under the flag of peace, love and prosperity and there will be no need for government once that is accomplished. The upper class of Europe will buy it because they won't have to worry about the anarchists overthrowing the government or blowing up their mansions, or otherwise taking their possessions in the name of socialism. And they will make concessions to the European labor unions to appease the working and middle class. The wild card is the growing population of African and Middle Eastern immigrants, who have already shown their desire and ability to cause trouble in France, Spain, Germany, and Great Britain. I think they will ride the coattails of the War on Terror and have all of those people killed, jailed, deported, or implanted with the same chips we're going to put in sex offenders so they can track them. Maybe one last big push by the radicals (Muslims or whatever) will be the impetus for all of this to happen. Either way you and I will most likely be gone. You because of old age and me because I uncovered the Illuminati's plot and published it on the World Wide Web.

Tsunami - two years later

I'm not a big humanitarian. I don't give a lot to charity or help the homeless and needy. It's not that I'm a bad person, I just don't have a lot of money. But ... how about this piece of news that the Red Cross is having trouble collecting on aid pledges for tsunami victims in southeast Asia. What's worse is that half of the money the Red Cross has collected has gone unspent. What in the world are they waiting for? I realize it must be a logistical nightmare trying to make sure everyones paperwork is in order but ... build a freakin' dormitory or something that can house these people until you get everything straightened out. I love how the U.N. guy says, "It should really not take this long to build permanent housing. I do not accept the explanation that it is going to take four to five years, in some cases, seven. I'm an architect, I know how long it takes to build a house." Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. The U.N. is one to talk about efficiency. In a way, I hope the relief effort turns into an international scandal wrought with corruption and bribery. If there's one thing I hate it's international relief efforts headed by some faceless bureaucracy. It's just one more thing pushing us closer to one big world government and space colonization.